xayti:

these aren’t very good i’m sorry

edit: (wow you wot people are so polite) augh tumblr resized the things— – - if you click on them i swear they look much better

justiceleaque:

bruce wayne on the road to becoming batman

king-laloriaran-dynar:

Steal their look: Altmer

Gucci Unisex All Organic Preservative Free High in Potassium Banana - $3,699.99

arrenkae:

"The reason for cutting back on health spells is to open up the party for any and all companions, rather than clustering or discarding a mage as a spam healer."

BECAUSE GOD FORBID YOU MAY NEED A COMPANION IN YOUR PARTY BECAUSE OF THEIR USEFUL SKILLS

GOD FORBID YOU HAVE ANY DRAWBACKS TO HAVING NO FUCKING MAGES IN YOUR PARTY

BUT OF COURSE YOUR PARTY IS ALL ABOUT WHO YOU WANT TO BANG AND WHO HAS THE FUNNIEST BANTER AND WE CAN’T LET GAME STRATEGY GET IN THE WAY

AND PROPERLY BALANCING YOUR HEALERS IS HAAAARD

Unbelievable. Give it another week and they’ll say all chests in game are open, so you won’t have to have a rogue on your party either.

Barbara, when I tell you stuff, that’s just between us.
You can’t do that -what you just did.

Somebody has to take over, it might as well be me.

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: JAPAN

In a secluded area of Mount Hiei, shrouded in mist, the Japanese Institute for Magical Practices spirals gracefully into the sky. The school is a series of elegant pagodas built to impossible heights with a multitude of connecting bridges crisscrossing like a bird’s nest. On the ground is an elaborate garden with a sprinkling of ponds. A kaleidoscope of fish zigzag through the water, sometimes even taking to the air like birds due to rather peculiar abilities gained over time through overexposure to magic. Students often take immense pleasure in enchanting a cherry blossom downpour to trail people who have wronged them; the charm usually remains intact for well over a week unless a teacher takes pity upon the student and dispels the spell. While they have mastered wandless magic through the use of talismans, pockets of the Japanese wizarding community have slowly begun to adopt the use of wands following its rise in popularity all over the world, although wandless magic still takes precedence, and wands are more often tucked behind their ears or used to hold up their hair than to practice magic. 

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: SCANDINAVIA

Formed shortly after the Kalmar Union in protest against Durmstrang’s growing acceptance of the Dark Arts, the Scandinavian Academy for Sorcery Studies is situated in an undetectable location in Hinnøya for students predominantly from Denmark, Norway, and Sweden (and occasionally Finland, Iceland, and the Faroe Islands on account of their historical associations with the region) whose parents preferred for them to be educated in a more sympathetic environment. There is a large heated bubble on the outskirts of campus created for astronomy studies (by far the most popular academic stream at the school) where students can observe the night sky with an unobstructed view. A particular branch of divination correlating to celestial patterns and the movement of stars is studied intensively, and students occupy a large portion of their time speculating various outcomes of the alignment of stars and planets (overheard in the halls: “If Venus and Jupiter had been two degrees closer, I guarantee you I would have found that rogue troll already. The planets have not been helpful lately.”).

"Holy Shi-"